Biathlon

I didn’t even consider the scissor lesbian thing. I just thought ‘scissors are hella dangerous to run with’

On second thought, scissoring might be quite impractical while running

But if someone could do it, I’d watch just to see how. That’s be impressive.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/bec5c9902973b9253e00534288221c0f/tumblr_inline_o1ijr4Nj1k1qhe8fd_400.png

Just because a lesbian says a joke doesn't mean its "lesbian humour"

She is Ellen Degeneres for god's sake. She is awesome.

She's a bit overrated to me, but eh.