Beef and Chicken

hang on a second...

Now I get it.

Since pork is an euphemism for having sex, is the only safe option fish?

duck, rabbit, quail, bison, alligator, frog, snail, shrimp, lobster, crab, squid, octopus, oysters, clams, turkey... so many options.
Fuck I'm starving now. Gonna go eat then zzzz