What I show people when they ask what Texas life is like

freaking mockingbirds. A war has been raging in my backyard between 2 mockingbirds and a family of blue jays taking care of their two babies who are almost ready to fly.

They were always going after pets. But I've discovered they aren't nearly as big of assholes outside of Texas because they aren't protected

Lmao that or a Grakle in my part of Texas where I grew up Grackles are EVERY WHERE. lol also it should be a Jack Rabbit instead of a squirrel.

oh god... I have like 16 rabbits between my house and the 5 houses around me right now. Pulling out of my driveway at night I have to walk around my car and into the alley and try and scare any of them away so I don't hit them. The whole neighborhood is just as densely populated so even though it's a 30 mph zone I usually find myself doing 20 at night since they love to dart around everywhere.