Alcohol self-intoxication

At first it sounds like fun, but if you read the experiences of anyone who has this, it quickly turns into an absolute nightmare.

At least he won't ever have to buy alcohol

Friend: let's get drunk!
Guy: alright! *eats pixie stick*
Friend: ?
Guy: give me a minute

His poor head, you'd never want to eat with a issue like that

That's my excuse and I'm sticking with it.

Fuckin sucks