Most flexible girl in the world

Hey hey hey paris you already wife'd me remember?

How could I forget. I mean that in the most loving way possible lol

But but...just imagine all the activities in the bedroom, or the kitchen, or the chan8ng room at Wal-Mart ;)

Just casually trying to get Paris to unwife me for a more flexible woman. Not self esteem shattering at all bacon not at all lol

Why not both? ;)

Not gonna lie @morebacon, that's literally the first thing I thought of lol
And don't worry Beth! I could never unwife you

Self esteem slightly unshattered

@parisqueen you had many cool points but they just shot through the roof haha

I'm flattered you even find me cool hahaha

Always have been :)

Right back at cha