So what's yours?

Where are you checking for these things? I wanna see my bullshi- uh... "accurate" "fortelling".

Oh bud I could give you a list but this is my favourite because of how "accurate" they are:
https://www.astrology.com/horoscopes.html

It deadass just told me to clean my fuckin' room.

Pretty damn accurate right! Go forth and fulfil your destiny

"Cleaning and organizing still have you completely captivated. You can't think of anything you'd rather giving harmony to your place. Once everything is exactly where you want it to be, though, you might want to at least try to turn your attention toward one other activity, just briefly. Isn't there someone out there who's been trying for days now to entice you into spending a few minutes alone with them? You've got a wonderfully clean nest to show off. Invite them over."
- This fucking website.

I basically just clicked the first website google showed me. Paris are you perhaps a scorpio

Hahahaha! I love how they have to shove a romantic theme in there every time, even if it doesn't work with the rest of the "fortune"
@vodka I am indeed. Sorry, I would try and find yours but I don't know what website you used