Floor will never let you down

"... Punching you right in your face!"

When I was a teenager I as at home one day and wanted to go to my mom's room to see how she was doing because she was sick. Inorder to get to my parents room you have to walk through the kitchen right past the fridge. Well one of my dumbass brothers left an icecube on the floor to melt. I stepped in the puddle on the icecube making me fall flat on my face. Luckily I was not hurt. But my grandmother who lived with us came running when she saw me fall and standing next to me ask: "Did you fall?" I don't skip a beat lol I tell her: "Nope just got tired so decided to lay down and take a nap." And my Mom who heard and saw everything from her room laughing hysterically says : "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!"