People are weird

Or 3 or 4 10-15 minute smoke breaks but heaven forbid you need 5 minutes to run to the restroom, let alone be able to take your single allotted break.

I don't have a break... :p

Years ago, working at a bank, the smokers were getting four or five ten minute breaks a day, but I wasn't getting any. So I brought some Bubbles and Bubble Wands with me, and started taking "bubble breaks" in full view of the CEO's office. My break was no more arbitrary than a smoker's break, but I was still surprised that I didn't get into any trouble.