What an absolute unit

His biceps are bigger than his damn head.

He can punch the air in front of you and break your neck

We need a video of him finishing up a cake. It probably looks ridiculous but I bet it's delicious.

He doesn't need any machine to make whipped cream

I would pay to see someone demand to complain to the chef.

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit

You could probably bounce a quarter off his bicep from 60 feet away and it would turn into a dime, right before he turned you into a pretzel.

I bet he just stares at the ice and it carves itself out of fear.

He's like Chef from total drama

Big nibba confirmed