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That's correct in terms of physics, but all air is somewhat wiggly.

Cute, clever, not correct. Music doesn’t require air- sound does. On Earth, the non hearing can enjoy music for its vibrations. When an instrument or speaker vibrates, it causes the air to do so as well. If you remove air, the instrument still vibrates. Thus you can experience music, you just have to be touching the source directly. If there were no vibration at all- music can still be experienced. How? Not all vibrations are music to all people. To be recognized as music these vibrations must posses certain properties. These properties are mathematic in nature. Someone skilled in musical theory and principal can experience music through simply reading or thinking of the notes and math of the piece. A different experience yes, but they can still “hear” the song. At its core, music is math. Intuitive math. It’s a language of math that can act on and of emotion and thought. So in short, music is not just wiggly air, and doesn’t even require air.