Country roads

Count-
BIG IRON
B I G I R O N
HE TRIED TO MATCH THE RANGER WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
ON HIS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

Jingle jangle

Second verse, same as the first

I don't want to set the world on fireeeeee

Des-pa-cito

Nooooooo. Bad ew. Do I need to get the spray bottle again?

Fuck you, I like that song

D:

Yeah, I said it! I like that song!

This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

The D: was more pointed at the "fuck you" than the liking the song bit

Oh. Sorry beth