Me

We can't be held responsible for the things that might happen to you if you don't

Murder corner isn't the same as horror.

If you're not horrified by murder then idk what to say besides:
Welcome to the corner

I watch a lot of serial killer programs and read a lot about them. I'm relatively desensitized to it (not to say if I saw a dead body I'd not freak out but I'm ok with it in films etc. As long as its not mutilated pets.)

Then you won't like my book.

I already welcomed you to the corner, idk what more you want. We don't *do* parades and banner waving over here. The police don't like our props, too many of us are on "most wanted" lists, and any of the provided food is always of a.... questionable nature around here