New life form

Some of us still cook

Yes, I do everyday usually multiple times a day, and I still use my microwave more than once a week. Just because you use a microwave doesn't mean you don't cook. Seriously.

It's called making enough for leftovers that need to be reheated. I use our microwave almost every day.

Exactly.

Including the microwave. It makes me nauseous just thinking about it

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