Ugh, my boyfriend has gotten used to me carrying a purse all the time and now whenever we go somewhere and he buys something a little bigger than what fits in his pockets, he asks me to put it in my purse. At the end of the day I feel like a frickin mule and I've told him countless times to just put a foldable bag in one of his huge pockets but he always forgets lol
Guys: I just found out I could hide a dead body in my left ass pocket.