I was thirsty

Understandable. Once I received a really nice calligraphy pen from my dad on my birthday, and I was walking around my room looking for paper, I put the pen in my mouth to chew on, thinking it was a regular pen. It most certainly wasn't. Did you know what ink tastes horrible? And how badly it stains everything, including my face? Haha now I do

At least you didn't drink it after your paint brushes were in it.