Leaf me alone

Puns can be leafal.

You tree-t them like the scum of the earth.
But I assure you, they can grow on you.

I don't get the hatred of puns tbh. I quite enjoy a punny joke.

I barked with laughter, however, he needs to branch out a bit. It is best to stick to the root of the subject until you finally twig to the best puns. Ok - I gotta log out now.