I got into mowing back when I was a teenager, but then I broke my headphones and haven't bought a new pair since... Right now my least favorite chore is dishes... specifically because my grandma can go through 20 coffee cups a day filled with tea she leaves around the house (think the little girl in "Signs") and can't help but using one spoon at a freaking time.. like she can't devote one spoon to guac, one to sour cream... etc... she just plows through them and treats them like one offs... it's fucking infuriating.
but then she'd only have one hand to wipe her ass and she'd have a dirty hand a clean hand and then all the left handed people are murdered like what I was talking about earlier!
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