Aeroplane mode

My phone's service has been disconnected by Verizon so I automatically never have to pay.

a i r p l a n e m o d e shhh

Airplane mode ftw?

Funny of the I is gonna make me poor as shit

bleacher report gonna f me up

*Gets Snapchat streaks*

That would probably tha moment my phone decides to tell me what apps are using battery while inactive

Turns on airplane mode
*Your phone does not have the network connection to contact in an emergency*

Yeah, but nah. Fuck that. I have two and work communication comes through both.

How about everybody pay for their own goddamn food, yeah?