Interesting way to label the door to the stairs.

You gotta work out those arms to drag yourself up the stairs.

Or being literal you could file an ADA (or similar organization based on location) complaint and possibly get a chair lift or other accommodation installed, or simply get an exemption and be allowed to work remotely and thus reach success by sitting in a chair comfortably at home or the WiFi enabled location of your choice.

So you get carried to the top, pretty much
That’s... interesting

Well it doesn’t say “there’s no chair lift
to success” so I think it’s a loophole.