Free lunch

Boy Duck: Honey what do you want from me? I give you bread everyday all you can eat! What is the problem?
Girl Duck: Everything Harold! We do this everyday. We wake up go the bread dumpster go to the pond go to the bed. Day in day out the same thing. The other ducks get thier bread from kids and it is always fresh. FRESH BREAD HAROLD!! This is days old it is always days old. Why didn't I listen to my mother she wanted me to marry a swan.
Boy Duck: A swan? A SWAN WOULD NEVER GIVE YOU LUXURIES LIKE THIS! A SWAN WOULD NEVER LOVE YOU LIKE THIS! BESIDES YOUR NECK IS TO SHORT SWANS LIKE LONG NECKS!! THAT IS IT I AM NOT STAYING AROUND FOR THIS I AM LEAVING!!
Girl Duck: SURE FLY AWAY HAROLD FLY AWAY THAT IS WHAT YOU ALWAYS DO!

From what I understand bread is actually really bad for ducks. It lacks the nutrients they need but fills them up and can cause digestive issues.

Are there any Sun chips!?

Is no one else disturbed by the amount of food that we waste when not all of us are fed?