Silver tongued devil

Sweet Jesus.

i want to be dead now after reading this

And they say Chivalry is dead.

That poor girl has to now live with the regret of letting "the one" get away

Ok I dead now

At least he's Studying at Student. Most people go school, or uni, but this man... He knows the money is at Student.

"I'm dying..." yet continue to type
Tsk, dude really got my hope up

Ultra smooth

The cringe!

"I haz gud englesh speeks. I iz n luvz wit her bobs"