I remember reading about this happening to some guy at a beach, where he went into the water (which was cold), and then sat, naked, on a beach chair (which had slats in it) in the sun for awhile. The sun is warm.
I have no idea what it would feel like to attempt to stand up, only to be stopped by something yanking on your testicles, but it doesn't really sound pleasant. He had to get beach services to cut the chair to free him.
Oh really? Haha that's awesome. I hadn't actually seen it in a few years..nice to know it's been making the rounds again!
Now the question becomes, did you hear about the man who got more or less castrated by a lobster he'd attempted to steal..
I can't find the original article, but here's the transcript:
"A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay when the frisky creatures gave him a vasectomy.
Police say the 24 year old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned check-out girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters clutching on his manhood. The thorney creatures were finally removed when emergency medics prided them loose with pliers. Doctors say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. "Basically,it as a do-it-yourself vasectomy,said the doctor. The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in time but he will never be able to father children.
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"The thief's painful prank landed him in the hospital, where he is expected to remain for three or four weeks. But thanks to a kindhearted supermarket manager, he will not be charged with any crime. The guy's gone through enough pain," said the store manager. "I think he has learned his lesson. I doubt if he'll ever steal again.""
I have no idea what it would feel like to attempt to stand up, only to be stopped by something yanking on your testicles, but it doesn't really sound pleasant. He had to get beach services to cut the chair to free him.
http://m.funsubstance.com/fun/386551/beach-balls/
Now the question becomes, did you hear about the man who got more or less castrated by a lobster he'd attempted to steal..
"A daring thief who stuffed a pair of live lobsters in his pants learned that crime doesn't pay when the frisky creatures gave him a vasectomy.
Police say the 24 year old shoplifter was leaving a Bristol, England, supermarket when he removed the lobsters from their tank and shoved them in his trousers. The man sprinted past stunned check-out girls, but came to a screeching halt when he felt the lobsters clutching on his manhood. The thorney creatures were finally removed when emergency medics prided them loose with pliers. Doctors say the thief will fully recover from his frightening tangle with the lobsters, but he will never be a daddy. "Basically,it as a do-it-yourself vasectomy,said the doctor. The patient's sexual abilities will be restored in time but he will never be able to father children.
(Cont)