Edgy

are you serious? lol, that's extra.

Hipster coffee shops are taking it too far. There's one in the Hamburg Schanzenviertel (a hipster part of Hamburg) that's refusing to serve bloody sugar. "That's not how we intend our coffee to be enjoyed". They serve three types, flat white (how original!), hand brewed (that's what your grandma used to do) and "shots" which is basically an espresso cup full of regular coffee. Out of "respect for the fruit" their stuff is only very light roasted and frankly tastes like there wasn't enough coffee beans when they made it. The people in there all look like out of an Apple commercial and/or like Waldo in black pants (a little too short), cream colored turtleneck and their ten year old brother's black woolie hat on the very top of their head. Not the awesome beard and ink wannabe lumberjacks hipster type, cause there's no wood surface and nothing is called "craft". Not too fond of those people...