How to be branded as a p*dophile 101

That is golden.

I am CACKLING

My nephew was five and had his special blanket that was falling apart. After a bit he carried around a "special strip," and then finally, the last of the blanket, his "special spot." We were in a crowded area and he dropped it, so I picked it up and gave it to him and he blurts out at FULL VOLUME, "MOM, UNCLE JASON JUST GRABBED MY SPECIAL SPOT." Sooo many dirty looks. My sister and I were dying.

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