Let me be clear that this is a highly inadvisable strategy for anyone thinking of trying it. A better approach is to drop the dead wasp on the floor behind your boss, THEN slap the shit out of him and point to it on the ground. With it glued to your hand, you risk getting stung yourself.
I won't point out that this is a psychopathic way of reasoning and acting, and I will just thank you for your fucking clever input. Now I just need a dead wasp.
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