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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
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Time to stop breathing.
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· 6 years ago
You're practicing conscious breathing? How's that working for when you're asleep?
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Well as I as reading this I noticed I was about to breathe. Which does not mean I usually consciously do it, but just last night I started to consciously refrained from doing it. I'm even paler than usual and I can go through walls now.
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ewqua
· 6 years ago
That's.... Surprisingly inspirational and logical.
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· 6 years ago
#1 don't be an idiot - #2 don't be a c#nt
replaces all religious commandments
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afrasur82
· 6 years ago
I've seen a lot of these today. This is the best one yet.
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replaces all religious commandments