That would deff be an awesome story to tell. There I was just minding my own business, when a shark jumped out of the water an bit my arm clean off. Luckily my badass uncle jumped into the water grabbed the shark. Dragged it on to land. Then a Ranger, shot the shark. My uncle was able to get my arm back from the shark. They brought me to the hospital where they were able to reattach my arm!
"Oh, a shark took it clean off. But it's alright, I got it back on."
"Oh, a shark took it clean off. But it's alright, my Uncle got it back for me."