Sad duck

He knows though, if it was his wing broken in the plane crash his cousins would’ve had him on the grill. Whatever it takes to survive.

Ducks are assholes though. One time recently, I was with my mom and we were by a lake. A bunch of ducks swam up to us. I started to get nervous and I think they could smell my fear but I remained calm. Then all of a sudden one of the ducks came and that fucker pecked me. Fuck ducks.