Trying to find out if this is real and have no idea, but I did learn some company was/is/did make a goddamn Bluetooth enabled tampon. And apparently this is all to help women who leave their tampons in "HOURS or DAYS" longer than recommended and then discover their tampon leaked (or turned black and started festering inside them, but that's a whole other can of questionable hygiene).
"Yeah it was my vagina I have a heavy flow"