Gimme yo best 'yo mama' jokes

Yo momma so fat she uses the highway as a slip and slide.

yo momma is probably a nice lady and deserves love and respect

Yo momma so stupid and fat, when she saw a yellow bus full of white kids she yelled "stop that Twinkie!"

Yo momma working on a fishing boat as the smell
Yo momma so ugly, yo dad takes her everywhere so he doesn't need to kiss her goodbye
Yo momma so stupid, she sitting on the TV watching sofa
Yo momma hears a who
Google Earth called, yo momma's in the way