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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
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There's a whole list of lifehacks like this I'm gonna try when/if I ever get a S.O. (if someone wanna volunteer as tribute to be my lab&life partner...)
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dickgrayson
· 6 years ago
Do you like corgis?
purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Well, cute and not as frightening as some other dogs so I might totally get comfortable with them
dickgrayson
· 6 years ago
Aight I'm in
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purplepumpkin
· 6 years ago
Ok, step 1. we have to meet... I live in France, idk about you... That's gonna be the hardest part I think, it's all downhill from there. step 2. either become friends or sign a contract stipulating we'll equally share everything we get from that deal. step 3. enjoy!!!
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9greenlizards
· 6 years ago
omg yall this is so smart
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popsy
· 6 years ago
Just send the invite and hope the gift comes but pray that no one shows up to your door. " Sorry pal, she left me yesterday. " keep a half a bottle of Jack Daniels by the door with iced tea in it, so you can guzzle some for credibility.
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