A fisherman finds a 34 Kg pearl valued over $100 million

He kept it under his bed for 10 years because he didn’t know it was worth anything

What if instead of flossing, humans secreted a calcified substance anytime a bit of food got stuck in our teeth. ‘Hey, mate. Don’t mean to embarrass you but you have a huge pearl between your incisors.’ ‘Do I? Wait one minute while I find a fisherman to get it out.’

What kind of fucking clam made that thing

"pearl"

And his name was Kino