So wholesome

One night when my daughter was 5 years old we could hear her laughing in her bedroom. So we assumed she was awake because it was past her bed time. I go to the door and hear her giggling. I opened the door slowly hopeing to catch her out of bed and she would be busted but she was in bed sound asleep. So I go to leave and I hear her laugh again. I turn around and get right beside her and see she is laughing in her sleep. I said what is so funny. And sleeply in her lisp of a voice she says Dads head on a chicken and moms head on Dad's body. I said who's head is on my body and she says no body's. Get it no body's. So I just went (-.-) and left the room. My husband asked what happen and I told him and he laughed hysterically than said I think my head on a chicken would be funny. So I say and you wonder where she gets it from.

I was told to shut the fuck up when I was coughing too loudly because I was sick.

Depends on my parent's mood. One time my mama slapped me and made fun of me for crying after I had a bad day which of course made me cry harder. Then other times she'll move Heaven and Earth for me. Abused kids turn into crazy adults. Love you mama!