Make Minnesota great again

This just in: Former ‘Good Boy’ mayor busted for accepting treats as bribes for additional hand licks and using ‘puppy dog eyes’ to extort belly rubs from thousands of unsuspecting citizens. Hear how one Minnesota mayor went from being man’s best friend to getting sent to the doghouse. News at 6.

Is this real

This just in: Mayor of small town found guilty of rolling over for treats and for barking at the city officials.