Men do this

And if that’s still not good enough, unleash the wasps.

We want a sense of danger not to be completely terrified with limbs flailing everywhere.

So I actually found the article and here is the list:
1. Whisper, “I’m proud of you, sport” to her clitoris.
2. Fly to scenic Tokyo, Japan.
3. Continuously press the garage remote to elicit the constant erotic rumbling of the garage door
4. Release one new into the room.
5. Roleplay as an auctioneer who’s trying to sell off a wheelbarrow containing his own gigantic testicles
6. The thing where you grab each other’s ankles and tumble around like a human wheel.
7. Shoot the murderer.
Don’t believe me? https://lifestyle.clickhole.com/7-things-women-wish-men-would-do-during-sex-1825122711

That’s awesome, I’ll let you know if Darling Wife approves.

*unleashes cacti*