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My favorite southern saying is I hope the next time you take a shit your pecker/vajaja falls off into the toliet and the automated flusher flushes it down the drain.
I have heard this said by my grandmother and even a few of my cousins male and female. Not to me to other people lmao

I read this from a book: May the fleas of a thousand reindeer nest on your genitals

I did a project on ireland and,my favorite saying that I found roughy translated to I hope you can stay in heaven 5 minutes before the devil knows your dead, so basically a curtious go to hell

This is why I don't like f bombs. They are soooo unimaginative, there is a whole lexicon of creative swearing which everyone has forgotten how to use.

Have fun trying to read Gaelic though, lol