Do you have to poop?

This reminds me of back when I was much younger. A boy who sat next to me had to go number 2 really badly but was too shy to ask the teacher. I could tell he was uncomfortable. The teacher asked if he was alright and he said he was. About 15 minutes later, the class smelled intensely like poop that had been there for 3 days. The teacher went around to find the culprit. She smelled every one of us till she got to this boy. She screamed, dismissed class, and pulled out her perfume from her handbag and sprayed it like crazy. The boy‘s parents were called to pick him up early. He didn‘t come to school till the next week.

That hen is kidding herself if she thinks she's a size 4.