Havard?

"Oh yeah, thats that job corps place down the road right? Well good for you!" That'd chap their asses

i have never heard of harvard until now

Oh Harvard! That's that trade school over at the strip mall

They probably just thought you were dumb

I went to a collage fair and talked to cornell collage in iowa (which is absolutely not Cornell university) and I asked if this is where Andy Bernard went and they looked at me with so much anger I walked away.

Harvard? Isn't that the dictionary?

Ha! Awesome! I mean they probably thought that person was "dumb" for not knowing. But love it

Harvard is that like such and such community college? that's where i went we should like totally hang out together.