Pigeons are smart

We can't. They can kamikaze our aircraft, swarm our radars and drones, shit all over our tanks peck our eyes out and eat all our trash. We're doomed.

We can‘t give up. We can capture one of them and interrogate it for information

It's no use. They know how to play dumb

They aren't afraid to go full retard. That alone is scary.

It may not play dumb if we take it‘s wife and kids too, or another family member. We have to try to be a step or more ahead of these Pigeons.

It's time to unleash our dark past. Call the Ancient Gods, use our Freedom as a bargaining chip for their miracles. We go all out with everything we've got. THIS IS OUR FINAL STRUGGLE, OUR FINAL STAND, OUR FINAL CHANCE TO DEFEAT THESE MONSTROSITY WITH MONSTROSITIES OF OUR OWN. THIS IS THE TIME WE SUMMON OUR OVERLORDS THAT HAS BEEN WATCHING US! WAITING FOR THE DAY WE RETURN TO THEIR GRASP! KNOW THIS DAY AS THE DAY WE SACRIFICED OUR RIGHTS, OUR FREEDOM, AND OUR WORLD TO SUMMON THEM TO THIS MORTAL WORLD! THIS IS THE DAY THAT WE SUMMON THE ALMIGHTY, THE OMNIPOTENT, THE MISCHIEVOUS ANCIENT CAT GODS!!!

You fools! You have doomed us! YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE FUCKING EAGLES. PEREGRIN TOOK!

We need whoever can help us with this upcoming battle. I am trying to reach out to the Gryphons

I wouldn't mind having a Sphinx.