Amazing corner cabinet design

I have been here for 4 minutes trying to find the loop. There is none

no no no, this is all wrONG

I have been opening cabinet doors for 1000 years and 1000 years before then. You hear my thoughts for I lost the ability to speak eons ago.
I never tire. I never hunger. I never die.
Only cabinets... and madness.
God is real and I say to you, Fear him!
I have never known the warmth of his love, but his cruelty...
limitless,
and his wrath,
without mercy.