Animals!

Howtobasic probably

When I was in the fifth grade, someone took a man-sized dump in the sink in the girl's bathroom. They lined us up and told us that if no one admitted to the "crime," we wouldn't have recess for the rest of the year. We had one week of school left, so no one really cared. Everyone found this hysterical (I still do) and no one ever came forward. It has been years and years but we still reminisce about the Phantom Sink Shitter. But I know. I know who did it. And I will never forget. She still goes to my school and I see her everyday and look into her deranged eyes. She is remorseless, insane, and severely autistic. The perfect mix for chaos.

It was some emo chick and she just wanted other people to understand her pain so she planted the onions to make them cry at the toilet. I hope that's what it was, cuz that's kinda artistic... otherwise.. what the fuck?