They make it sound like fun

Just the thought of it(and the word ‘splashes‘) makes me shudder and cringe a bit

Wouldn't his pants hold it in for the most part? Ugh.

Oh no. Please I don't want that image.

Do you like regular “liquidy” yoghurt
or frozen “solidy” yoghurt

"MULLLTIIKILLLLL!"

That shit will scar you for life ......