I told you I'd been where the stock footage at 1:32 was shot

https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/500829/ive-been-where-the-stock-footage-at-132-was-shot/

Madlad

By now I'd believe you've been everywhere

But have you been inside Fort Knox? And then at the bus station in Queenstown waiting for a man in a yellow hat and blue shorts with the gold you are supposed to deliver?

.....been looking for something under funsubsters, but came upon this... and I gotta ask two questions... 1) how the fuck do you keep the mustache part clean and 2) how the fuck do you not have random shit in your beard due to 1)? Seriously though, after about a third of an inch I start to accidentally eat my own mustache.