Bird #1: *taps mirror suspiciously* Hey, Frank? I once saw a meme that said if you peck a mirror and there’s no gap between your beak and the reflection, that it’s a one-way. Do you think, I dunno, that maybe we’re being watched?
Bird #2: That was a hoax, you nitwit. Now shut up and eat your birdseed in the Magical Concave Reflection Box where our food appears through a trap door each day at 9 am, noon, and 5 pm like clockwork. ISTG, Steve. You think too much.
Bird #2: That was a hoax, you nitwit. Now shut up and eat your birdseed in the Magical Concave Reflection Box where our food appears through a trap door each day at 9 am, noon, and 5 pm like clockwork. ISTG, Steve. You think too much.