"But we need to weigh up the medical benefits of being kicked in the head"
"I'm not voting, I'm lactose intolerant"
"Maybe there's something good about a kick to the head?"
"I don't even really like ice cream that much anyway"
"to show both sides as equally credible, we will give equal media coverage to the facts and truths about ice cream sometimes being a tad too sweet, and the baseless and wild conspiracy theories about a kick to the head curing cancer and stopping all terrorism"
"well, I don't agree with the head kick's policies, but it says it like it is! "
"well, a kick to the head is in my party, so..."
"I'm not voting, I'm lactose intolerant"
"Maybe there's something good about a kick to the head?"
"I don't even really like ice cream that much anyway"
"well, I don't agree with the head kick's policies, but it says it like it is! "
"well, a kick to the head is in my party, so..."