Great excuse for a messy room

That certainly is one of the Stranger Things that have happened in my presence...

Would you prefer that I didn't strip for you?

Wait, I thought Gravity was to blame for this.

Well, you know, sometimes the clothes just slide off. You just happened to be under me when my panties fell.

If it wasn't for dumb luck (and bad luck) I wouldn't have any.

Do I sense a desire to get lucky? *quirks eyebrow*

Well, I WAS up all night...