He's not even remotely sorry

My dog gives that same look lol
It reminds me of the face every one made when they fist saw that commercial where an animated toe fungus walked up to a real foot and lifted the big toe's toe nail like it was a hood to a car and climbed in. Lol

“Am I a good boy?“

I see what you did there

“Go ahead and tell....they’ll never believe you...”

It looks like maybe eating the batteries might’ve fucked him up