CSB. I had a dorm mate. Freshman year, booked in with a senior. His nickname was Lurch. I think his name was Charles but I never asked. He was asleep and I put my stuff in my little closet space.
He literally just slept on his mattress. All the time. I had my classes. But My job was to wake Lurch up and get him to 9:00 AM He had a gym class that he'd skipped since forever. I was 5'9". This dude was 6' 8" and I'm pretty sure he crouched.
So after first semester I'm headed for home. Lurch is just looking through the DVD's that we had.
This is the worst storytelling I've seen in a while :D