You may be cool, but

When he was but a boy his ma asked "what do you wanna do when you grow up"
to which he answer the only way he knew how.
"Yes"

This guy set the bar for all other Asian parents to judge their kids' success by.

so a doctor, a mathematician, and an overachiever. and people wonder where stereotypes come from

Not-as-cool-as-using-dashes-between-each-word-cool

Holy shit, when does he breathe?

I'd hate to be this guy's sibling