Honest to fucking god when he said the first time that he was going to have Mexico pay for the wall I laughed my damn ass off.
That is like going to your next door neighbor and saying "Listen I am tired of your stuff going into my yard so I am going to go buy a bunch of fence material and build the fence but I will hand you the bill and you have to pay for it. O and the fence will be on my land so the fence will belong to me. And maintenance will be billed to you as well."
Now put yourself in the neighbors shoes.
Cause here is what I would say "BAH HAHAHAHA OMGOD HAHAHAHA ARE YOU HIGH????? O my God hahahaha oooooh that is funny o that is funny. O my sided hurt ha ha. *Wipes tears of laughter from eyes* You lost your ever loving mind. See your ass in court if you think that is happening. You build your wall but my ass will not be paying for it."
And now the plot thickens. The American public will be paying a price if the government shuts down because his camp won’t budge on getting funding for the wall. So in the true “art of the deal” fashion- everyone else is getting screwed while the man himself gets to go on vacations he didn’t pay for.
That is like going to your next door neighbor and saying "Listen I am tired of your stuff going into my yard so I am going to go buy a bunch of fence material and build the fence but I will hand you the bill and you have to pay for it. O and the fence will be on my land so the fence will belong to me. And maintenance will be billed to you as well."
Now put yourself in the neighbors shoes.
Cause here is what I would say "BAH HAHAHAHA OMGOD HAHAHAHA ARE YOU HIGH????? O my God hahahaha oooooh that is funny o that is funny. O my sided hurt ha ha. *Wipes tears of laughter from eyes* You lost your ever loving mind. See your ass in court if you think that is happening. You build your wall but my ass will not be paying for it."